Will! Will! The Jane Addams girls have stolen our numbers! The kids are freaking out! I don't know what to do!
Emma, take a deep breath and calm down. Everything is going to be all right. Think about it. You know what to do.
Oh, Will. You're right. I've got it. I know exactly what to do.
Miss Hitchens. Mr. Rumba. I'm Emma Pillsbury, the faculty advisor for McKinley High's glee club.
Did you think we wouldn't notice that you've stolen our numbers for Sectionals, Miss Hitchens? Don't worry, we've got the performances under control. I think we're going to need to settle this matter between us, though, don't you, Miss Hitchens?
What are you proposing?
Hmmm, let's see.
Ah, yes. I know.
You've never heard of a Bang-Off? Battle of the Bangs? And you call yourself an educator.
So what do you say?
I'll be the judge. I had SCARLET FEVER. I can be objective.
It's settled then. May the best bangs win.
Firm, yet bouncy. Shapely, yet soft. Nice bangs, very nice.
I have chosen the winner! The best bangs belong to...
...you, Miss Pillsbury.