The second episode of Glee starts with a BANG!
She might look like a baby deer in a cardigan, but she’s got some messy (WINK WINK) ideas in her mind when it comes to one William River Schuester. (Will's mom was a hippie in her day, it was either River or Starshine.)
After buffing and polishing the staplers, Will decides to test
Miss Pillsbury’s heart on fire and radioactive butterflies in her large intestine.
The poor dear is so awestruck by being that close to Will, she doesn’t flinch when he gets a little carried away.
That owl has no real reason to be there. I just like owls. They always look so shocked and angry at everything. :D
As you can see,
She takes the angsty teen back to her office for a little heart-to-heart.
She DID!! UGH. Rachel is everywhere!
Don't fight Bieber fever. It's coming for us all.
Feeling better, she joins the Glee club in their R-Rated performance in front of the school, with another song that also perfectly sums up her feelings for Will:
BUT! There is one person who was NOT okay with the Chalk Incident. Ken (or Kin, as
He just doesn’t get it. WHY CAN’T SHE LOVE HIM INSTEAD OF SCHUESTER?! EVERYONE LOVES POTATOES.
While we’re here at this scene, a little makeup assessment:
False eyelashes are made of WIN.
After the kids got reprimanded by Figgins for performing that song Will finds
The day before, Terri informed him she is finally pregnant. With a ComfortEase Extra Firm pillow, but she’s pregnant nonetheless.
And this is where we leave our star-crossed, chalk-touching, sharpener-shining future-lovers. A woman as stylish and successful as