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McKinley High faces its biggest scandal yet: The President of the No-Touch-a-Touch-a-Touch-a-Me Club is WITH CHILD. Quinnifer Fabray is pregnant! And naturally, Finn assumes HE is the babydaddy!
Finn and Quinn never actually…you know…you know. WINK WINK. Quinn knows this means the baby’s real daddy is none other than Puck Puckerman, but Finn doesn’t know this, so she makes him think the Jacuzzi impregnated her with its magical bubbly waters. Finn goes to Miss Pillsbury for advice.
Will overhears and is confused. What is
She continues shoving baby carrots into her mouth (carrots so heavy they require 2 hands to lift) and talking, probably hoping the baby carrots will help her brain. Will is concerned. Quinn (making a face that reminds me of my 3 year old niece when I take her toys) even tries to clear things up for
Now we need a Bill Nye moment of learnin’: (to the theme song) WILL SCHUE THE SINGING GUY.
Whew! Now we ALL know!
But disaster is near! Sue Sylvester always throws a wrench in the plan! She has no problem giving The Talk to Finn with brutal honesty, while Quinn still swears it was the Sacred Fertility Jacuzzi that knocked her up.
Terri hatches a plan! She’ll take Quinn’s baby and replace the pillow with it when she gives birth on the same day as Quinn, who will take the pillow and raise it and she’ll raise the baby! Will will never know, because he can’t even figure out her belly is really cotton! The plan is so genius it’s a mystery to everyone why she’s not yet a manager at Sheets N Things!
Terri used to be in a gang as a teen, where she learned to break into cars and wait patiently for the driver to return so she could ask insane questions. It was a Creepy Gang.
Rachel Berreh hears about the problems everyone is having figuring out where babies come from, and she
forces everyone to listen to her offers her help through the power of music.
Afterwards, Will and
LOL ANGRY KIN. GRRRR.
Everyone is now totally confused about Finn and Quinn and babies, Jacuzzis and pillows. Especially
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